What is loading the dishwasher, but a game of real-life, messy Tetris?
I’m not afraid to die, my affairs are pretty much in order. I just don’t want it to be especially painful or gruesome.
A lady just asked the presenter at the end of our software training session if he was available for customer service. It was either a very awkward pickup line and/or I have a dark, twisted mind.
I love the South. I love the drawl. I love the pork lard. I love too much salt and too much sweet. I love the humidity. There is a patina on Southerners. I think it is because of our very dynamic history. There’s a lot of pain that has happened in our history; a lot of mistakes made. But an unfortunate circumstance can turn into an opportunity for greatness. I think the South is great because of all the trying times- the tensions, hardships, wars, and riots. All those things really make a place… Well, for me it makes it home. There is grace in every sorrow. I think that is being Southern.
Regrets, I have a few.
That I’ve never been called a space cowboy or gangster of love is one of them.